Sunday, November 9, 2008

Tagged.

Tag 4
By... Wai Min.


1) Do you think you're hot?
Well, I think I'll have to ask Female Magazine. Cewah joking. I don't know, you tell me la =)

2) Upload your favourite picture of you!



3) Why do you like that picture?
Well, basically it's not about me, the whole picture. The first picture is with my 3 most loyal and loveable seniors. 3 of them are pretty much important people in my life. Second is my sayang. My twin lah. She's, well, my lesbian partner lah, hehehee jk.

4) When was the last time you ate pizza?
Quite a long time ago.

5) The last song you listened to?

Goo Goo Dolls - Iris. Really great song.

6) What are you doing right now besides this?
Chatting with my M, and friends =)

7) What name would you prefer besides yours?
Well, I'm quite happy with my name. And it's better if my friends call me Elle.
(It's not Ellehh or Elley, it's just 'L')

People to tag.
1. Pupu
2. Jian
3. Ji Mi
4. Joon Hong
5. Porky

6. Kimberly
7. Cynthia
8. Christer
9. Nicole


8) Who is number one?
Pupu my sayanggg

9) Number three is having a relationship with?
Oh, Pupu and I. We're his daughters.

10) Say something about number five?
Porky, well, he's quite an extrovert.

11) How about number four?
Joon Hong is my grandfather :D Well, he's the Chinese version of the un-scary ju on XD

12) Who is number two?
Jian! My seniorrrrrr :D

Dolts.

I have this annoying friend (Sorry), who happens to always ask me this particular question. "What time are you going to sleep?" So dengan selambanya I'll reply, "Late." Which I always do because I have the habit of sleeping late.

So this fella tend to reply, "mmm, watch porn la." Annoying it is I still reply in a not-so-very-nice-way. I take that as a very stupid statement.

Guys watch porn, so stare at booty-licious hot slutty un-virgin ladies. And one simple question, why would I want to watch PORN? Yeah, why would I want to watch, where I could sit infront of the mirror and stare at my own body? Better yet, I don't need a mirror, I could just take off my bra and stare at my two little sisters. Okay too much info.

But seriously, when guys say girls (as in me) watch porn, I find it stupid for a guy to say that. Okay IF I would want to watch porn, what, I'll be ending up watching gay-porn? It's so sick. It's uber sick. Beyond sicky-ness.

Maybe to guys, I don't know why they watch porn. Maybe they are born like that, or it's just a habit to make them feel less horny. Plus, I'm not that horny, I may be a lil bit perverted, but I do not watch porn.

Only guy watches porn. Maybe a few girls too, but not all. Which girl is that depserate?

So, I hereby say,

Kawan, stop saying I watch porn la, okay? You sendiri watch porn, don't say other people okay? Look at yourself first before saying others.

But I'm not against guys that watch porn. I mean, I understand. I have friends, oh and classmates who watches them, and talk about them, indirectly infront of me, so, whatever lah kan.


Love,

Pipi.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Potential.

I, Pipi, have something tremendously important to say.

I thought I have the best classmates.

I never thought I'd ever say this,

but I thought that I Thought that I have the best classmates ever.

I thought they'd like me (as a friend).

I thought they wouldn't forget me.

I thought they are not selfish.

I thought they're so nice.

I thought they could be my BFF.

I thought that everything I thought, i could believe, hope and trust.

But then, my thoughts, are just THOUGHTS.

Keep on dreaming Elle.

Think it over Elle, Pipi.

Do you really think you have the best classmates ever?




*Well, I'd like readers, to send in comments *please dont be too stupid to type in the cbox. Do it in the comment section, it's below, just click it*, about your memories of classmates, or anything, about your classmate! I't be exciting to read :D*

Abundant ~

Tagged by : Kimberly, Pupu, Cynthia, and Porky.


1.The last person to tag you is?
Cynthia, I think :P Neways I'm tagged by many people.

2. Your relationship with him/her?
Well, we just met. But she's considered as my friend already =P
Kimberly is, well, flawless skin :D
Pupu is mine, Porky is well, he is he. muahaha

3. Your 5 impression towards him/her?
Cynthia is, OMG Why does she look familiar, she's pretty, smart looking, dress well and, she got a pretty fren :D
Kimberly is smart, flawless skin, i don't know much about her T_T
Pupu is Pupu, Porky is Porky.

4. The most memorable thing that he/she has ever done for you?
Cynthia : Well, she linked me. hahhahah, oh not to forget, she was my KrustyPork Patty's First customer!
Kimmy : Hmmmmmmmmm. Well, hmmm.
Pupu : many things lar, well, hmmmmm. I don't know :P Some things are better kept secret.
Porky : He, he, he told me his biggest secret :P

5. The most memorable words that he/she has say to you?
Cynthia : She ordered a Pork Chop with Extra Cheese and Ice Lemon Pee.
Kimmy : Good luck for exam? XD
Pupu : She said she loves me.
Porky : Hmm, well, MUAHAHAHA

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
Cynthia : Treat her with fine dine. Cewah. I make her eat pork till she goes (o) (round)
Kimmy : I will buy her Sejarah books xD
Pupu : I smack her big butt (joking) haha she's already my lover.
Porky : Ultimate front kick.

7. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...
Cynthia : Make her fat XD HAHAHAAAA
Kimmy : Well, i burn her books.
Pupu : I burn her whole apartment HAHAHAHHAAAAA
Porky : Ultimate front kick. :P

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
Cynthia : She must love pork.
Kimmy : She must love pork too.
Pupu : She must.... She must.... She already loves pork.
Porky : He's a pork, so, hmm. hahaha :P

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
Cynthia : She hates pork =(
Kimmy : She hates pork too =(
Pupu : because she found other twin!
Porky : He ditched me, as a fren. LOL

10. The most desirable things to do for him/her is...
Cynthia : Shower her with lotsa pork. HAHAHAHAHA
Kimmy : I buy her pork to eat everyday.
Pupu : I bring her to pork land.
Porky, he's already a pork. So, just eat him.

11. Overall impression towards him/her is...
Cynthia : LOL. Well, I don't know, from SBU? like WOOOW!
Kimmy : Nice skin T_T
Pupu : Eh this woman crazy go scream my name.
Porky : Alamak. Introvert xD

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
Bitchy, mean, proud, immodest, irascible, loud, noisy, boisterous,

13. The character of you for yourself is?
Bitchy (at times, or when I need to), Sardonic, mean, at times or when I need to, Okay well i don't know, you tell me.

14. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
I'm so, short tempered. I get frenzied at times and it gets too annoying.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Me , myself and I :) *bak kata cik Cynthia :D

16. For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them.
Who likes me? Well okay I like you too, I guess. Unless you're a stalker then *^$^&#%$ OFF.

17. Bra or panties?
What sort of question? I wear both and I can't live without it =P
Both

18. Chocolate or ice-cream?
Both!

19. 10 people to tag.

1) Ben Ben Dan
2) Wai Min
3) Nicole Wong
4) Yoganes
5) Joon Hong
6) Ji Mi
7) Dwayne (which will never happen)
8) Penny
9) Zuyin
10) Ivy

20. Who is number 2 having a relationship with?

OH LORD K*******. Im Joking, he's in a relationship with Chelsea the football team.

19. Is 3 a male or a female?
Female.

20. If number 7 and 10 got together, would that be a good thing?
HAHAHAHAHAHA IMPOSSIBLE. DWAYNE I'LL BE SO DARN HAPPY FOR U KID.

21. How about 5 and 8?
HAHAHAH hey why not. Both are cute people. I dont mean the ugly and adorable @_@

22. What is number 1 studying about?
Porn History,

23. When was the last time you had a chat with them?
Well, not long ago.

24. Is number 4 single?
I think she is :D

25. Say something about number 2.
Waimin, he is very smart, ingenious, genious, but sometimes smart in a stupid way. His stupidity cracks me up, and this fella makes me laugh. He could be very, VERY and when I say VERY in caps on, I mean it. He could be very annoying, yet provoking, and sometimes gets me so pissed off, he, could make me laugh. Not just him, my ugly classmates too. No, I'm joking about the ugly part. I can go on forever.

26. What do you think about number 3 and 6 being together?
HAHAHAHAH WELL I would laugh. It'll look weird. I can introduce them to each other!!

27. Describe number 9.
Well, she's pretty :D

28. What will you do if number 6 and 7 fights?
Call them gay, pfft.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Pupu: Life's like hell.

大家好!!
Pipi, sorry. Last post in mandarin.
今天呢,
我的心情今天也很不爽

在我开始之前 ...
请不要笑我的华文。。。T_T

下课的时候,
那位白痴竟然敢坐我的前面的前面的前面的前面。
让我
看到他。。。
他的死鬼样子

弄到我没有胃口吃。。
我就直接走掉。
在图书馆里睡觉。。(不要笑!)

下课过后,
图书馆的老师说要带我们(我和朋友)去酒店
帮忙老师处理图书馆的东西

老师叫我们三点集合在酒店里。
刚好酒店的隔壁有一间购物中心
我和朋友们打算去那边吃午餐

一点钟,
我们就走路去购物中心
那时候雨下得很大
我们被逼要在大雨中行驶,把我们都弄湿了
本来我们应该是去Mc Donalds 吃午餐的。。
在那边碰见那位臭鸡蛋!

我就离开,
自己一个走

我的朋友就打电话给我
问我要吃什么
跟她讲了我要吃的东西
她突然间SMS我

说那位混蛋坐她的旁边。
我就跟她说
我自己一个人吃吧

那我就在Octopus那边吃
吃完了,我的朋友叫我下去
跟他们一起吃


我就走下去
竟然, 那位死笨蛋还在那边
我又走掉

当我的朋友吃完了
我们为了图书馆去买东西.

然后,
又来碰到
我不想看到的人

我的敌人。

那时候,
我真真的
很想跑去自杀

没有啦


不过我真得很生气!

3点钟了,
我们就走去酒店和老师会合

看到老师时候
我没那么生气了。
因为,老师跟我们一起开玩笑。



谢谢。

Pupu: Okay, I feel particularly bad for Pipi.

Yesterday, I updated in mandarin. Just because I do not have the guts to let Pipi know what I feel yesterday.
So instead, I just made up some crap.
Saying that facing jujurians was pain in my butt.
But that's not why I was in a bad mood yesterday.
I dun really care facing the jujurians.
They have their lives
and I have mine.

So, I guess Pipi is still wondering what I wrote on my blog.
Before she asks someone to translate.
by someone.
means,
someone untrustable.

Let's say.

..........................

okay, I still don't have the guts to type it out.
because that person who made me pissed can't read mandarin also.
So I dun mind the mandarin post being published
and No. It's not you Pipi.