Thursday, December 18, 2008

Pupu: Tagged.

TEN THINGS ABOUT ME

1. Are you single?

- Im married.

2. Are you happy about that?
- If my wife's happy then I'm happy.. LOL

3. Are you bored?
- Kinda

4. Are you sad?
- Nope

5. Are you a queen/king control?
- Yes I am. I'm the king in my family. JOKING

6. Are you plastic?
- NO! I'm not dawn yang

8. Are you cool?
- Am I? LOL

9. Are you chinese?
- I'm ang moh.

10.Who are you?
- Poopoo

TEN FACTS

1. Initials

- HMJ

2. Nicknames
- LiLBluE, Pupu

3. Birth place
- KL

4. Hair color
- Dark brown

5. Age
- 15 going on 16

6. Eye color
- Dark brown

7. Birthday
- 9th April

8. Mood
- Random

9. Favorite colors
- Blue

10. Left or right handed
-Right

TEN PREFERENCES IN A RELATIONSHIP

1. Smile or eyes
- BOth

2. Light or dark hair
- dark. If ang moh then ligh or dark also can LOL

3. Hugs or kisses
- Both

4. Intelligence or attraction?
- Both

5. Hook-up or relationship
- Relationship . Hook-up tak setia one!

6. Trust or love?
- Both

7. Long distance or close?
- Close

8. Call or text?
- Both

9. Older or younger?
- Older

10.Looks or Personality
- Both

TEN LAST

1. Last phone call you made
- Mum

2. Last phone call you received
- Bro

3. Last person/people you hung out with?
- Family.

4. Last person to text you
-Elle

5. Last person you tickled?
- Pipi kot

6. Last person you danced with?
- myself LOL

7. Last person you hugged?
- Tak tau

8. Last person you ate with?
- Family

9. Last person you sat in the car with?
- Family

10. Last person you kissed?

- LOL

TEN PERSON YOU TAG:
jian
jh
jimi
dila
justin
yoganes
nessa
dunno
dunno
dunno

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Dear (the person who tagged you). I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Gray - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog went amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carving your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - sit
Other Colour - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy's statue
Other - The Crazy Amok

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Memories From The Military Service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The Oil Stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college10.

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get Sick When I Think Of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our Friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In Pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Pipi/Yoganes,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over . I think I realized it when When I tripped on sesame seeds at the mental hospital and I saw you Carving your initials into The Crazy Amok . I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand Santa Doesn't Exist. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations. Best regards,

pupu.



-Tagging everyone