I am very

Pissed off.

I feel like biting someone's head off.

Pupu: PMR Results.

Hello.
I've just got my result.

Maybe to many of u its not good.
You all expect 5 A's. 6A's 7A's 8A's =_=
I'm not that kind of person okay. I'm not a nerd nor a genius.

Overall, I'm satisfied with my results.
I mean, It's good enough to get me into science class.

so, here we go~!
I've only got 3 A's.
English,Maths and Science.

I flunked History. -.- Screw that subject.


So yeah, I'm having a dilemma whether to go Science 1 which is pure science or Science 2 which is sub science.

My mum encouraged me to go Science 2 at first, but now she said it's better to be in pure science.

-Pupu-

I made history ; Drama : Part 5

Hello, sorry for not updating about my history. I've been very busy, as you can see, (Coverline, padahal I lupa) Hehe okay.

What happened after the suspension?

Suspending,,


Suspending,,


I was having my exam. It was just a monthly test. You must be thinking, "Oh, monthly test only, nothing to worry about." But I have to worry!

See, I'm not that smart, maybe that's why they don't want me stayin in the school. They don't need me. Me being in the school doesn't make a diff. But u see, monthly tests helps me to get extra marks for my Exams. Like, mid year, or final exam. Maybe 10% of my monthly text can me carry forward for my finals. See?!

But I got sick halfway. No no, the day itself the test ends, I fell sick, due to stress from the suspension.

I did pretty bad for the test, I can't study at all.

Besides the test, there's another interesting story behind all it.

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I keep delaying. I thought of saying, STAY TUNED!! But then I've been delaying, so I thought why not just type it out.

Before I say anything,



WARNING : Post below has got something to do with people. Contains vulgarities, and probably extra vulgarities. Post below also very offending to some people. Therefore, please scroll down and read at own risk. (Indirectly saying, if you know I'm bombing you then I dont give a fuck)



Ok, hello, welcome to my bombing territory.

Actually, when I came back to school, during the test week too, my friends stopped talking to me! Even my closest friend, Christy, whom I've known forever, she even tried to avoid me!

But then we talked it out, and we're okay already, so I asked her, what happened exactly. Even waimin ignored me too! Bloody hell!

So she told me, these two bitches, washed everyone's brains! By telling them, I wrote about my class teacher, and each and everyone of the classmate, on my blog!

Bloody hell !785673die548374you8376bitch666666666!!!!! I was so fucking pissed off, and I am now! Even thinking about it, I can still very pissed!!

Okay, so I confronted them, and asked them, "Why the fuck did you do that for?" Okay, I didn't say fuck, but I was keeping my macho-ness. And they simply replied me "Where got, where got, We didn't do anything." Where got where got YOUR SMELLY BREATH LA BITCH 666! And they can even blame my class teacher, they said, "Pn. * told the whole class that u wrote about us all."

Then I called them Liars. Then they said, "Christian's don't lie." Wah!! Okay people, note on that, they said "CHRISTIANS DON'T LIE."

ersonally, I have nothing against religions, Christians, Islam, Buddhist, Hindu or whatsoever. I find that every religion is interesting (yeah right). But when bringing up religion issue in the issue we're talking about, it pisses me off if you use your religion to talk with me, or especially trying to deny something. What, you think by saying that, I'll believe what the fuck u saying? Please la, look at me. Do I look like im 5 to you??

Then I said, "Are Christians taught to backstab people?"

They said No. Okay, so I asked them back, "Then why did u backstab meee?"

And NO ANSWER GIVEN. Saved by the bell, it was time to go home.

When I got home, I received an SMS, saying, "You're right, everything you say was true. I'm sorry, and I wont do it again."

I was like, WHAT THE FUCK?

SO MUCH FOR SAYING CHRISTIANS DON'T LIE. BABI BETUL.

I wanted to reply, but I ignored. And I never talked to them until this year.

Second thought, I should have just took the opportunity to move, but I didnt. If I moved, Im free from those bitches.

End of post. SOrry for the many vulgarities. How can I not get pissed?

And really, I have nothing against religions, especially Christians. But I cannot take it, when someone tries to use their religion to win over an issue.

And to those who're offended by my post, Sorry then. But like I said, I have nothing against Christians.

-pipi-


[p/s : I have nothing against the both of them now.
Actually, in my opi, one of them changed. One is still the same ol' bitch who needs
to be brain-washed. [

Pupu: Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you~

pupu here.
First I wanna say thank you to pipi for accompanying me to get my tattoo! ;D

I went surfin the net yesterday,
Most of em say do not get a tattoo before 18 because you will grow taller than the tattoo will stretch.

But Im asian! I can't grow any taller nemore!

So yeah, I got one!
It's a Butterfly, blue butterfly~~

Half way done! So red sia

after 2 hours. I didn't manage to take a pic after it was done. She (my tattoo artist) Apply some sort of cream. and it was bleeding like @______@.

Before , After.


Weeeeeeeeeee, I'm so happy right now.

After the tattoo, We went to Pavillion's Tangs and visited Billy.
Chit-Chat-ed for quite awhile and went to J. Co.

=D

p/s: It freakin cost me 230!
-Pupu-

Do I look that old?

Omigawd. Okay, I hope none of our readers are offended by this post.

I don't get it, why do people think I am the same age as Pupu. Maybe the term we're 'twins' make us look a like, sound a like, and same age?

Well no, I'm a year younger than Pupu, but somehow it's hard for people to believe.
I get it all the time, like, "What?? You don't look fourteen!" or, "What?? I thought you're the same age!" Well, face the fact, we're not.

And recently, I've received multitudinous text messages and IM's saying "Goodluck for your PMR results." Or, "Are you nervous to get your results?" And I will go, "HUH? You don't know my age :("

So, I'm here to tell everyone, I'm a year younger than Pupu, and my PMR is next year!

And not to forget,

Good luck to everyone who's taking their PMR Result.

Goodluck, muah muah, especially to Pupu, Justin, Lara, Yoganes, and Kimberly!
(do inform if I missed out any names)

All the best, hug hug kiss kiss.

Love,

pipi.


[p/s : Pupu's tattoo is very sexy]

Rest in peace buddy.

Haven't been talking to you in a while.

Hope you're doing fine up there.

May your soul rest in peace.

270491 - 191208

-elle-

Attack from the Banana Girl.

On my recent outings with the usual people, Jian, for lunch or dinner, we will go makan in Gasoline.

And when I told my friends about it, their reaction was, "HUH? GASOLINE?!" with a big jaw drop and confused look. Haha. No no, I don't literally mean Gasoline, but the restaurant/café.


Let me tell you, the atmosphere there is well, okay. Not too bad, not too good. Sg. Wang's outlet is very, well, the wall is filled with doodles and scribblings, added with extra vulgarities, phone numbers, emails, and names of their beaus. Its pretty disturbing, and yet Pupu gained fun scribbling the walls. I'm just following with the flow.

(Pupu insisted)

Theres two section for dining there. The first one is the normal sitting on tables and chairs, very very common. And the other is sitting on floors, Japanese style. Very unique. Something different than normal.

The food, ah, food. I really like their food. They serve western food, rice and noodles. Oh oh, and their appertizers taste good too!


During my first visit there, I went with Jimi Mummy, Jian mummy, Joon Hong and Pupu. One of them ordered Cheese Baked Chicken Chop, so I decided to taste a bit since the name sounds relishing. I took a bite, and WOW! I really must try this restaurant some day.

(took it from Jian's blog)

But too bad, I tried eating something less meaty to avoid pain and food stuck, since I'm wearing braces. I tried their rice, and it taste good too. But not as good as my uncle's restaurant! :)


Eventhough the food is good, the service sucks as hell. And I think even in hell, they have better service. Sarcasm, obviously.

The last trip I went to Gasoline was a few weeks ago, when I went on an outing with my baby Pupu and Justin.

Lets see, their lighting sucks. They keep offing and onning it. They think it's cool and they're having fun? No, it's annoying and definitely not cool. We we're looking through the menu halfway and suddenly the lights went off, and on again 10 seconds later. It cannot be technical problem. Kacau only.

Then next was, we ordered food and drinks, Pupu and I decided to share drinks, since we ordered large, and it was big, and we can save money. We ordered Mango+Orange juice. After a looooooooooong time waiting, the waiter finally came and said they ran out of it. Then okay, we told them to let us look through the menu again.

After that I called the waitress, I told her we, Pupu and I, wanted Jasmine Tea, and it took her a bloody long time too! Justin even finished his meal, and our drink is not even here! So I called the same waitress again, she told us to hold on. We waited, while waiting, we chatted and talked craps. I cannot tahan already, so I decided to call that stupid waitress again, then she told us to hold on, AGAIN, and came back to us, telling us they ran out of Jasmine tea! WTF()*@($@()*$)(! I feel like shouting at them telling them how dumb can they be?!



Next situation, happened to a friend of Pupu, which is sorta my friend too. The same restaurant, my friend ordered Fish Fillet.

The pronounciation for Fillet is not exactly as the word is. It's not pronounced as "Fill-Let". It is pronpunced with a silent T. Like the word 'Chalet'. You don't pronounce it with a T. Silent T!

So when our friend mentioned what he wanted to the waiter, he gave a 'HUH?', and our friend repeated his order, and then again, 'HUH?' So our friend pointed out what he wanted, pointing at the menu, and guess what the worker said, 'Oh! You want Fish FilleT!"

How sucky can his English get? So our friend corrected him by saying, "It's not pronounce as fill-let. It's pronounced with a silent T. Fill-ley."

And the bitchy waitor went to his colleague and talked about my friend, in mandarin, or cantonese. Whatever.

What sort of waitors they employ there? First is the sucky English. It's okay to have a sucky English, they can learn and improve, or learn To improve. But no! They even can asnwer back, and correcting the customer, when the customer is right! And I personally wonder, how to they interview them before getting their jobs.

Lemme give a spontaneus guess.

1. You must be terror in speaking Any Chinese language. Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka, etc etc. English and Bahasa Melayu is not that important.
   
   
2. You must look like a lala, or must be a lala.

Easy as it sounds huh. Okay I have nothing much against Lalas. But they're disturbing for me eye. Whateber. Im not here to talk about them.

Gasoline, if you want to mengup-kan your restaurant, please improve your waitor/waitress's manners and language skills. Doesn't mean that the population of customers are Chinese that have the ability of speaking Chinese, they don't need to pick up English or Bahasa Melayu. I feel so discriminated.

Im a Banana, a pure hardcore banana. I only understand simple Mandarin and a little bit of Hokkien. I cannot speak any of the Chinese language, confirm fail kao kao.

Anyways, to taste their great food, and be treated abrasively, here's their outlets.



LANGAT HILL Gasoline Café
Look Out Point, Ampang-Ulu Langat ,
Selangor • 6012-2234 838


SUNWAY PYRAMID
F1, AV. 135-139, 1st Floor,
Asian Avenue,
Sunway Pyramid • 03-5631 5441


SERI KEMBANGAN Gasoline Café
G-12, Ground Floor, Block E, The Heritage Village,
Jalan SB Dagang, 43300 Seri Kembangan,
Selangor D.E. • 603-8941 0339


SUNGEI WANG PLAZA Gasoline Café
6F-51, 6th Floor, Sungei Wang Plaza,
50250 Kuala Lumpur • 03-5631 5441


KEPONG Gasoline Café
80-82, Jln Metro Perdana Barat 2, Tmn Usahawan,
Kepong, 52100 KL • 03-6259 3166


BERJAYA TIMES SQUARE Gasoline Café
03-115, 3rd Floor, Berjaya Times Square.
No.1, Jln Imbi, 55100 KL.

-pipi-

p/s : I love Wendy's! Better than McD!
Thank you Pupu! I love you muah muah kiss kiss hug hug.

Once in a year chance.

Today, I spent the day with my precious and loved ones. Pupu, Christy and Isabell. I had a great time! Awesomeness. Beyond beyond awesomeness. It was sorta like, a girls day out (ok actually it is). This is the moment, the time and the day I should remember. Great times like this only comes probably once a year.

Yes yes, I know, I spent myriad times with my Pupu, but this is soooooooooo different.

I hardly ever have girl-friends. Most of them, they're like the type of comes-and-goes. I can't keep them for long time, unless I've known them for years.

Because because because.

Well, obviously it's about my attitude. My bitchyness. I prefer being friends with guys more than girls. I can't stand bitchy girls too. I mean those real 100% pure bitches. I have some "friends", frenemy to be exact, just because I have manu guy friends rather than girls, those bitchy people will start spreading rumours saying that I'm together with him, or I'm just seeking attention from guys, or I'm just a big fat flirt. Sorry la, but I think I've got too much attention already to the extend I don't need more. HAHA.

Well, we're out from the topic already.

Back to the story

http://www.cuti.com.my/Sub/Selangor/guide_sunway.htm

Today, my girlies and I went to Sunway. We went to the Lagoon, and the Scream Park.

The lagoon was so yesterday.

http://www.sunwaylagoon.com/attract/scream.asp

Scream Park. Yes, it was a short-visit, yet very exciting, thrilling and fun!

Before we entered the Scream Park, it wasn't really a park. It was sorta like a room, a big room. Very big room. The guy told us that, the "ghosts" wont touch you if you don't touch them.

Well, it's better that way, I mean the touching touching part. I wouldn't wanna be touched in the wrong place especially in a super dark room!

Lemme tell you, the male-ghosts were friendly. Very. Somehow I think they're funny.

But the female-ghost were bitchy. They looked bitchy too.

Pupu, Isabel and I was freaked out at first, but somehow we got used to the way they scare people. Like popping outta nowhere, and start making weird farny sounds. But it was very thrilling. LOL.

Prison Break was great too. After we found our way out, the "prisoners" even waved goodbye and said "Thank you and have a great day." Wow wow. Ok friendly lah, kan?

http://www.cuti.com.my/Sub/Selangor/guide_sunway.htm

Oh yes yes, there was a funny incident that happen. We're somehow, stalking a guy. No no, Christy was. At the Lagoon, there was this guy, we call him white shirt red pants dude, who was seemingly walking alone, looking very lonely, like he just broke up with his girlfriend. And somehow Christy was following him without us noticing it. We thought it was a coincidence that that guy was going to the same place as us. Eventually, we met him again at the Beach. Funny. He walks alone, and while walking, he did some weird hand movement, like dancing? And it made us go L.O.L.

HAHA.

And as usual, it's a tradition for us, to go Sunway Pyramid and eat Strawberry something Milk Ice something, and it tastes real goooooooooood. Beyond-Godlike!

Mind you, this photo was taken a few weeks back.

I had a great time with them. We shall do this again next year ok girls :)

Love, -pipi-


p/s : I think Isabel's Ipood is very sexy lah.

Karma is really a bitch.

(not always, really)

Really, karma is. No wonder our blog title is Karma is a Bitch, and you will get yours.

You know why?

Because I, Elle, Pipi, got mine. Serve you right you stupid bitch, Pipi. Boo you whore, Pipi. Boo. boo and booooo.

Not very long ago, lets say, two years ago, theres a guy who liked me. He actually liked me liked me, to the extend of obsession above all likingness. OMG what turf (Cheesie's word -_- somehow its stuck on my head).

Back to the story, this guy, B, liked me for two turfing years. But I keep rejecting him in a very polite way. And recently, I kept telling him and giving him signs I don't like him. I really don't. He's a good friend, a best friend. But I cannot take him more than a "best friend". It's just weird and awkward.

And eventhough he's a good friend, but still, he's very very annoying. He's like, controlling my freaking life, the friends I'm befriending with, my guy friends, girl friends, everything!

Like, he gets pissed off if i reply his texts 5 minutes late. If I reply him 5 minutes "late", he will start sending a few messages asking me why I did not reply, or whether is it I don't wanna talk to him anymore.

Or another situation when I'm onlining, or msn-ing, I get too carried away with my conversations with my buddies til I furgot to reply his text. He'll start calling me and texting me. Homaigosh. I have a life. lah.

And about my friends, he doesn't like the fact that I have many guy friends, and he start telling me so and so they're highly perverted people, or players, and I should stay away from them when clearly, B doesn't know any of my friends.

How can I not get pissed off sometimes. Actually, most of the times, haha.

So, my precious people told me to pretend I got a boyfriend. A fake, imaginary boyfriend named Sean Tan Jien Whei (Name is simply a spontaneus made-up name, no relation or associate with anobody alive or dead.) So I told B, yes yes indeed, he was sad, very sad. But he managed to move on perfectly. And I found out from his classmate/friend, Min, that he has a new girl already. Congratz B :)

So blah blah, we hardly ever talk now. We do, sometimes.

After that incident, theres this beyond-awesomeness guy that I liked. Liked. Note that. I Liked. LOL.

He was the type that I wanted. Cute, adorable, baik-hati, cewah.

But then I found out that he's taken, and he didn't bloody hell tell me about it, and I have to find it out by myself. Do not ask how I found it out, but, I just did, so, Yay me.

After all the flirts that he flirts on me, he's taken? What the turfing fish of ducks in the baby pool of ducklings in every holy ducking pool?!

Part of me wants to hate him, part of me wants to continue being friends with him.

And another part of me, the bitchy side, tells me to secretly hates the gut out of him, but acts normal in the outside.

Dent told me to just move on and find more better guys, and theres more, better looking, "fishes to fry"


*theres some girls outside who seem to be talking and laughing. Im freaking out, LOL.*


Dent, if you furgot, I got heartbroken twice plus this already in just one year! The first one was rather hard to move on, i was head over heels. But I managed to move on anyways. And now, second time? I cannot afford to go through the same thing again.

And this time, I thought he was perfect. He is, actually.

But nevermind! I'm moving on.

- pipi -

to dwyane ;

seriously dude, u've got issues.
hahahahaaaaaaaa

Currently....

I am feeling very tired.

Bored

Exhausted.

Well, my trip to Seri Manjung, Perak, my Mummy's youngest sister's place. But somehow, I don't really feel happy.

Why?

Ok lemme explain bit by bit. I feel like, I've been treated coldly by one of my auntie, which is my Mummy's second youngest sister. I think I know why. Maybe she noticed me treating her daughter, Jasveen, sorta badly too, compare to how I treat Joanne and Leanne (Mummy's youngest sister's daughters. LOL)

I am being very Bias. Very very bias. Well, it's not like I want it to happen. But I cannot tahan, I cannot stand it when Jasveen was super blardy hell rude to me.

I know I know, she's still young, very young. I tried to tolerate, but somehow her rudeness pisses me off every second.

Situation 1,

I was wearing this Madagascar headband which Joanne got from McDonalds. So I went to Denise's bag to look for my bra. Haha okay joking. I was looking for the camera and the charger =\ Suddenly, Jasveen came running towards me and ripped the headband off my head!

I was so damn blardy shocked, I stood up, and told her in a nice and polite yet sorta pissed off way. I told her to give me back, but she ran away and she "hid" it somewhere. It wasn't that hard to find. I found it, and I took it. And she came pulling my top off. No lah, it seems like she's ripping my top off -________- How rude. If she wanted it, I could give it to her, it isn't mine anyway, the headband I mean. But she just ripped it off my head -_-

Situation 2,

It didn't really happened to me. But I just feel like sharing it to the world.

Okay okay, the three girls, Jasveen, Joanne and Leanne was playing with the computer. Jasveen didn't like the fact that Leanne was the youngest, stupidest and she's a bit slow with catching up with them.

Leanne wanted to join them playing computer. And you know what Jasveen did? She snapped Leanne's finger, and she didn't even feel sorry about it. So Leanne was crying so loud, which made me felt so curious to know what happen.

And the best part! Her Daddy wasn't literally scolding her. He was just like, "Eh, why are you so mean? You cannot do like that to her, say sorry." And he said it in a very soft tone. How is he going to educate his own daughter in such a way like that? Gila betul manja okay -_-

I'm not here to insult my own auntie and uncle, but judging them by how they tell off to their kids. I don't want them ending up like me. Rude to their own parents, sister, friends. Cewah. Ok dramatic effect.

Situation 3,

This is errr, not really a big issue, but she was being rude! AGAIN -_____-

Okay, we went to the beach, so after beaching, camwhoring n stuff, I was sitting at the table and I was eating this thingy. Then Jasveen came towards me, and she took the whole bag of the food I was eating, and walked off. Okay, fine enough, then I asked a bit, and she snucked me off with a "Cannot." and her bitchy face!

Damn! So I took revenge. When we went back home, my auntie's place I mean, I ate the last few pieces of the food thingy, and I still have a bunch on my hands. She saw me eating n quickly ran towards me, wanting to rip off the food off my hands. Since she was young, and short, I raised my hand and she tried jumping. But, failure attempt :)

Then she start whining, and with her bitchy face and super manja tone, she said, "I want..... I wantttttttttt.......!!" All I did was just stared at her, and she started crying! Whoaaaaaa. My ultimate look made her cry. LALALALA. But I ended up giving her all, and I start teasing her. Like, "Harrr, cry again la. Cry baby, so big already still wanna cry. Go la, cry la cry summore." And she continue giving me her bitchy look! HAHAHAHA.

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Then throughout the days, I treat her unfairly. When I have chocolates or candies, I never bother to offer Jasveen. Because, she never say, "Please" or "Can I have some...." All she did is whine whine whine n with her manja tone saying She want she want. Oh gosh. Die la.

Somehow Leanne and Joanne, they're more polite n they have manners. And I sayang them more than Jasveen, I'm happily saying that.

Okay I admit, I never liked Jasveen that much since she ws very very young. But I don't hate her. I just think she's the least that I like among them. Joanne and Leanne I mean.

So, I think I should stop talking about my family now. Maybe some other time. LOL.

-pipi-

p/s : More on my X-mas trip later.
With pictures too!
It's 3.35am and I'm tired already. LOLOL.

p/p/s : To those I was texting halfway and I did not reply back,
Sorry la babes, I went creditless, lucky I sempat to wished my
precious ones Merry xmas and a happy new year.

p/p/p/s: I wanna say Thank You So Much, TYSM,
to Pupu's Mummy, biological Mummy,
because..... Because... it's for me to know,
and not for you to find out :D

p/p/p/p/s : Ohmygod. so many ppppppps's Okay, Dent! Thanks for you know what. HAHAHA.

Pupu: Time for me to brag :D

those twit languages seriously are funny.

So yeahhh, mum bought me xmas gift ! I love herrrr and you do too!

HEHEHEHE! Gorgeous!

I will be walking in school with these next year baby! :D

-pupu-

Pupu: "Another Missing Update" but from my point of view ;D

So here I am~
Blogging. Wow. I know, Pipi's always the one updating.
I'm not creative when it comes to blogging hehehe.

And yes, I stayed with pipi for a week.
That week was fantabulous!
All I can say is, We went out almost everyday!

So, everyone! out there, I don't care who you are! Where you're from!
China, USA, Singapore, Canada, Germany, Taiwan, Japan, Hong Kong,England, Alaska, Africa, India, Brunei, Indonesia and so on.

Yes! People from all around the world!
Camwhore as much as possible on 9th of December ;D
Try to make this day possible~ Camwhoring day =D

I want to thank Denise for belanjaing us Chilis.
And it was my first time trying chilis ;D

I have to say that the food there is Yummy and Filling.
Very very very filling.
Even Jian and Jimi can't finish their food! :p

I think.

hahaha.
Our days in Selayang was awesome!
Actually on the first day, We Movie-Marathon in our room until 6a.m.!
And we have to get up around 10 a.m @_@
We went to Sungei Wang and met up with Jian n Dila!

WE were soooo nervous meeting Dila!
We kept fixing our hair.
Well, because first impression counts!
and I have to say, Dila.....! You're awesome!
Dila's..ops. I meant Daddyy is very gregarious! Hehehe! and Jian n Dila are so sweet together!
They kept, snuggling and kissing =x

Well, we are very happy with our new Dad! tee-hee!
I can't wait to meet her on the 31st again! I'm sure pipi is excited too.

Did I mention I broke a nail when we bowled.
I'm never going to bowl again unless my nails are short. =p

-Pupu-

Pupu: Computers are perverted as well.

Well, I'm sure u guys know about chatting with computers and stuff.
So here, recently I added this computer.
and trying to made it pissed like other computers.
But this computer is seriously perverted and funny!
Mind my vulgars.

Peanut says:
weih

Peanut says:
i look skinny right?!?!?1

[Undying Clause] says:
ya

[Undying Clause] says:
u ARE skinny wad

Peanut says:
U LIAR

[Undying Clause] says:
ur not fat lar!

Peanut says:
U JUST SAY THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

[Undying Clause] says:
I KNO WAD FAT IS AND U ARE DEFINATLY NOT XD

hahaha! So funny. Okay la, i was definitely being syok-sendiri (SS), and Dwayne kept saying he's fat he's fat he's fat, so I purposely asked, whether I look skinny?

HAHAHAHA. I always use that line on Mei Ji. Like, "Is my hair okay?"

And she'll go, "Yeah yeah",

then I go,

"Liar! U just say that to make me feel better."

Well, friends, you know I'm joking, so dont take it too hard kay?

And dwayne, hahhahaha seriously nothing to say about you already. But goodluck!

Another missing update.

Peek-a-boooooooo!

Hello people, I am back. For now. I'm back with updates on our lives, that you people been missing out on.

Recently, not long ago, okay, a month ago, I just got my braces on. Yes yes Wai Min, you can 'TRY' hard not to laugh already. At first I thought, "Whoa! I look that ugly?" But after a while, I think I look okay. You have to go through the pain to be beautiful. HAHAHA.

Anyway, the whole entire time, my twin, Pupu was there, waiting for me for hours. I wanted her to be there, on the day I got it fixed. ceh, actually after I got my braces we wanted to go outing :) But Pu, thank you :D Thanks for being there for me baby, you know I love you. muah muah. hahaha.

So, before I got my braces, I looked like this,



Yes yes, I may look horrible, but just look at the teeth, okay? Haha.

And this is after when I got my braces.

Actually, the process was quite long. And it did not hurt. All i felt was tired of opening my mouth for hours. But in between they let me close my mouth. It was fun, not. Boring lar, but the ending was satisfying.

I can pick nice colors for my brackets. My first color was Dark blue and Blue, alternate colors. But my recent trip to Dr.Patricia, I changed it to light blue, all light blue. Somehow mu current color, I think it looks nicer.




Blue! My fav <3


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Then, the Bukit Antarabangsa Tragedy. According to Nuffnang, I have readers from icountries I never heard of. So, let me explain. Bukit Antarabangsa, it is basically a Hill, filled with homes and apartments and condominiums. And theres many people living on the hill.

There was a landslide occurred not long ago, and so far, only 4 bodies have been discovered. This happened on the 6th December, 2008. Obviously, many have lost their homes, belongings, possession, and some even lost their lives, or their loved ones. When I heard about it, I immediately asked Pupu whether she was fine. She was online, and stupidly I asked her is she okay? Well I wasn't thinking about me being stupid or anything.


Then I called my other friends to know whether they're okay or not. Sadly I didn't manage to get to my classmate, Farhan, who is living somewhere, because I do not have his number. Boo hoo.

I urged Pupu to move house. Yes darling, I know you've been living there for 11 ducking years, but it's better if you move. Because I care for you k? You my husband, muah muah. Hahahaha.

And it's easier to go outing with you or sleepovers, because if you move, everything will be solved and it will immedietly end my dilemma. She's living so far, and sometimes it's hard for me to see her. Christy moved to Tiara Ampang, the condominium right opposite from my room. Walking distant, so, she is now considered as my neighbour already :D



:P Anyway, here's the pictures to the landslide. Very tragic. I'm one lucky wife. My husband lives at the Peak of the hill, and lucky theres no sliding-sliding there. (click thumbnails for larger view. )

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Before all the landslide happened, Pupu's (biological) Mummy was suppose to go to Shanghai, China. No, it wasn't canceled due to the landslide. I was suppose to go sleepover at her place, just to teman her, since she's alone. And Christy too was suppose to join us. We had plans and all already, but sadly, the landslide happened.

I was quite happy, and let out a happy sigh, not because of the landslide, but because of the landslide, Pupu get to spend a whole entire week with me! Sleepover pulak tu. This must be the longest sleepover she's ever been to, and the longest sleepover in my home, with a friend lah.





Most of the time, we were out, since theres nothing to do in my house other than online and watching TV. Theres a park outside of my house, not outside of my apartment. But I advise myself and her not to go out, because my area now is filled with foreigners. No, not Americans, not Ang Mohs. But Banglas, and African people. I have nothing against them but it's scary. I mean, they, are scary.

(See, I can eat! :P)

On the first day, she came around, I think, 4p.m, and at that time I just finish dye-ing my hair, took (another) shower, blow my hair nicely, and waited for Pupu to come over. Yes yes, I dyed my hair, thats why people, when you go outing with me, you can see my hair looks nicer =P We did pretty much nothing. Sat and talked, and midnight where the fun part began. We started webcamming with friends, and it was fun. Magically, we can do it all night. Until morning. Haha.

Second day, we went out to somewhere I can't remember @_____@ I think we went out with Jian? Okay whateverzzzzx. But the next day then Jian came over to my place, and I was still sleeping! It was, 1p.m? Aiyoh, Jian, I told you to come only when we called you kan, hish, menggatal betul. But it was fun, we camwhored like siao. It was like, a new record.



Pupu and I used to camwhore like mad crazy cows only when we're with Ji Mi, our Mummy, because he's our camera man. Lalala, we Miss you mummy Ji Mi :)

But !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We camwhored about 500 pictures, which is a new record for the three of us, Jian, Pupu and I. Really, WOW, but sadly I havent received the pictures yet, I think. And on the same day, My sister Denise invited Pupu and I to go dinner in Chili's, KLCC. Together with Ji Mi, too bad Joonhong wasn't able to come. SCREW YOU *@($&@&*$^^&!!! Hahhaa Joking. I was like, 'Woahhh, Chili's! It's been a while since I've eaten there, and Pupu haven't got a chance to taste the beyond-Godlikeness of Chili's, yet." So, I decided to drag her along.








(9th December, is an official camwhoring Day :)



And poor poor, I mean, Rich Denise paid for everything, the food I meant. She's holy-jamma-llama-sweet-fat boy eats chocolate Rich! And me, I'm broke, always broke. Thank you Denise.

Since it was still (kinda) early to go home, the guys decided to go and Bowl. But it was sorta late to go bowl, instead we went to watch a Movie. Bolt! It was cute, beyawsome! After that, we went to camwhore at the park, and holy! It was great. Funnnnnn!


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Another day of outing huh. Then my auntie from Perak, came down to KL to go shopping. Yay! More and more outing. The first and second day was fun, but the third and fourth was just tiring, and we felt like sleeping.

Guess what we did, we sat in Parkson, KLCC's swimming suit section punya fitting room. Theres a chair in it, and somehow it fits the both of us in it, and people ahrdly ever go to Parkson, so usually it's empty and quiet. Best place to make out in fitting-room. HAHAHA Joking. I did not make out with Pupu. We camwhored :)



Then it was time to leave Selayang, for home. I was sick, so Pupu, sorry for not entertaining you, or not having the mood to entertain. I was really sick after you left. But whatever happends, I had a great time, spending time with you.

It was great! And soon, some day, later, I will go to ur place to sleepover. And make sure u make me your one of a kind Godlike mash potato for me!


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After her sleepover here, the hill was safe already. I decided to sit at home for a week and lepas rindu my home. And recently, I've started going outings again. Like today, actually I just got back lah. And I went reading friend's blog, and they kept updating their blogs (kinda) so I thought why not I update this pitiful blog too.

Few more weeks school is gonna re-open. I'm not ready yet! Because, I have tons of outings more with my precious ones! heh. Actually, Im sorta ready already. I've got my uniform, shoes, socks, except a new school bag and a pencil box. Damn, I need it real bad. Except the bag, not really essential, but I saw one today in Pavilion, and Wooooow. It's a must-get-it! My next outings will be tomorrow.

But sadly is canceled due to problems and issues that last minute happen. Adoi.

I will be away to Perak during 24th and 25th. I'm going to my auntie's place for x-mas! Im happy and sad. Im happy because it's been so long since I last went to my auntie's place, and I wanna see her new Clinic, my auntie opens a dental clinic in Sri Manjung, Sitiawan, Perak. Its next to Billion Supermarket. So anybody which is staying nearby, do go to my auntie's Clinic for your checkups! :)

I'll be there for two-days and one night only. And I'm sad because I can't be here during X-mas, well technically I am, but I'll be home about at night. I wish I could stay here and spend time with my friends, But i gotta go claim my present :P

Then then, my next outing is maybe with my precious ones. 31st December, I will be in The Curve, currently the happening place lah kononnya.



I will be there with Jian and his wonderfu Girlfriend, Dila, Pupu, Ji Mi, and addition, Justin and Tun Hong. Do come kay.

And then I wanna spend my last week of holidays with Pupu, eventhough I'm going to see you, but then I will be facing my PMR, so it'll be hard for me to spend time with you. I don't want you to find another wife :(

I'll post about todays' outing some other time. tired lah! I wanna shower n eat, and do my own things. Thank you for wasting time reading :)

-Pipi-

[ p/s : Incoming text..........

Incoming text from : Aie

Message : Nak buat macam mana.
Sometimes it doesn't go like how we wanted ryt?
Just deal with it.
What can you do. Come on,
Look at the bright side. There are still good
looking young single man out there for you to be taken ryt? ]

Babe thanks for listening. It happened before. It was too late then. I lost the one, and now, I found the other one. But I'm losing grip. I cannot afford to go through the same thing, again. I might as well move on now than suffering through the hard pain and sore, later. Azri, thank for being such a great teman when I need a friend to talk to. You know sometimes ur so bitchy haha but really, thanks. i selalu carik u when I'm in need. but usually pun i talk to u right. Gosh, I need to let it out.

And Dwayne too, thanks for listening dude! Appreciate it.

Pupu: Tagged.

TEN THINGS ABOUT ME

1. Are you single?
- Im married.

2. Are you happy about that?
- If my wife's happy then I'm happy.. LOL

3. Are you bored?
- Kinda

4. Are you sad?
- Nope

5. Are you a queen/king control?
- Yes I am. I'm the king in my family. JOKING

6. Are you plastic?
- NO! I'm not dawn yang

8. Are you cool?
- Am I? LOL

9. Are you chinese?
- I'm ang moh.

10.Who are you?
- Poopoo

TEN FACTS

1. Initials
- HMJ

2. Nicknames
- LiLBluE, Pupu

3. Birth place
- KL

4. Hair color
- Dark brown

5. Age
- 15 going on 16

6. Eye color
- Dark brown

7. Birthday
- 9th April

8. Mood
- Random

9. Favorite colors
- Blue

10. Left or right handed
-Right

TEN PREFERENCES IN A RELATIONSHIP

1. Smile or eyes
- BOth

2. Light or dark hair
- dark. If ang moh then ligh or dark also can LOL

3. Hugs or kisses
- Both

4. Intelligence or attraction?
- Both

5. Hook-up or relationship
- Relationship . Hook-up tak setia one!

6. Trust or love?
- Both

7. Long distance or close?
- Close

8. Call or text?
- Both

9. Older or younger?
- Older

10.Looks or Personality
- Both

TEN LAST

1. Last phone call you made
- Mum

2. Last phone call you received
- Bro

3. Last person/people you hung out with?
- Family.

4. Last person to text you
-Elle

5. Last person you tickled?
- Pipi kot

6. Last person you danced with?
- myself LOL

7. Last person you hugged?
- Tak tau

8. Last person you ate with?
- Family

9. Last person you sat in the car with?
- Family

10. Last person you kissed?
- LOL

TEN PERSON YOU TAG:
jian
jh
jimi
dila
justin
yoganes
nessa
dunno
dunno
dunno

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Dear (the person who tagged you). I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Gray - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog went amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carving your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - sit
Other Colour - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy's statue
Other - The Crazy Amok

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Memories From The Military Service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The Oil Stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college10.

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get Sick When I Think Of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our Friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In Pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Pipi/Yoganes,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over . I think I realized it when When I tripped on sesame seeds at the mental hospital and I saw you Carving your initials into The Crazy Amok . I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand Santa Doesn't Exist. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations. Best regards,

pupu.



-Tagging everyone

Tagged by Cynthia


TEN THINGS ABOUT ME

1. Are you single?
- Im married.

2. Are you happy about that?
- Maybe..... *malu malu*

3. Are you bored?
- Sort of.

4. Are you sad?
- Currently happy

5. Are you a queen/king control?
- I don't think so. Ask my husband Sean Tan Jien Whei (Pupu) LOL
6. Are you plastic?
- Hahaha , course I'm not

8. Are you cool?
- Im hot. Ergh

9. Are you chinese?
- Yesssss

10.Who are you?
- I'm Ellise Tan May Lynn

TEN FACTS

1. Initials
- ETML? LOL

2. Nicknames
- Elle, Pipi

3. Birth place
- HKL

4. Hair color
- currently red-ish brown :)

5. Age
- Fifteen in one month plus

6. Eye color
- Dark brown kut

7. Birthday
- 27th January

8. Mood
- Tired.

9. Favorite colors
- Blue :) and Black. LOL.

10. Left or right handed
-Right handed.

TEN PREFERENCES IN A RELATIONSHIP

1. Smile or eyes
- Eyes

2. Light or dark hair
- depends.

3. Hugs or kisses
- Both

4. Intelligence or attraction?
- Both

5. Hook-up or relationship
- Errr?

6. Trust or love?
- Both

7. Long distance or close?
- Close

8. Call or text?
- Both

9. Older or younger?
- Older

10.Looks or Personality
- Both XD

TEN LAST

1. Last phone call you made
- Mummy

2. Last phone call you received
- Errrr.. Pei Jian. LOL

3. Last person/people you hung out with?
- My husband Pupu

4. Last person to text you
-Justin! LOL

5. Last person you tickled?
- Deniseeeeeee

6. Last person you danced with?
- Nobodi

7. Last person you hugged?
- My cousin. Ok la she hugged me, i didnt hug her :)

8. Last person you ate with?
- Myself

9. Last person you sat in the car with?
- My mummy

10. Last person you kissed?
- LOL

TEN PERSON YOU TAG:
Yoganes
Pupu
.......
..........
..........
........
...
.

Tagged

Tagged by Yoganes

Dear (the person who tagged you). I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Gray - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog went amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carving your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - sit
Other Colour - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy's statue
Other - The Crazy Amok

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Memories From The Military Service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The Oil Stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college10.

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get Sick When I Think Of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our Friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In Pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Yoganes,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when That night Outside of chicago and I saw you Carving your initials into My best friend. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand How awful I've felt. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations. Go and drown yourself,

Elle.



- Tagging Pupu, Jian, JH
Wai Min, Zy!, Dila Daddy.